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华盛顿邮报搞了一个比赛，要求写两行押韵的诗，第一行能多浪漫就多浪漫，第二行能多不浪漫就多不浪漫，以下是一些入选作品

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life
我的心肝，我的挚爱，我美丽的贤妻，
我这辈子就毁在你手里。
3 n) o; ~/ ~7 _0 `2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
% ], G! K( S, N, C你的容颜依稀入梦境，
于是我在尖叫中惊醒。
3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
3 @' w5 y, U3 [. O  O. L6 s善良、聪慧、多情而性感，
* X0 ~) S, b2 n' O可惜这些你一条都不占。
4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.
! G+ E9 U2 b7 \! t; o爱是上天赐福，爱情多么美好，
3 D' r  l4 ?7 ^* g可我与你同眠只是因为喝高。
5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.
, C5 v2 u8 D- N. V, e" `4 K/ L曾以为一生只爱你一个
直到遇见你的二表哥。
. _) Q1 q8 r& k. P$ M8 U6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
9 H* I( U, O8 x" tBut the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
& V. S! Y' S2 f! E- p娇艳的紫罗兰，鲜红的玫瑰，甜蜜的糖，就像你一样美。
; X  w! x3 d0 p. ~" L但紫罗兰会凋谢，玫瑰会枯黄，糖碗空空如也，和你的脑袋一样。
' o, j7 K- b! N6 i3 Q: |7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
1 k! t+ l  @2 q: F2 z我渴望你温柔的拥抱，
- h5 [' n6 q; S( v' I! D但别把你脸上的面具摘掉。
8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
' g4 i' k- V* C+ a: [) n; C我爱你的明眸，你的脸庞，你的微笑，
* u, n$ U2 z. d& {1 q7 I2 L, d妈的，我真是说谎不打草稿！
9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
爱人啊，你简直让我窒息，
! z+ ]# D$ H/ h& g* V你在哪沾上的一身臭气？
1 O( b. e' }+ e  N* i0 u10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go to hell."
3 _' S5 Y) c0 P$ N0 ]+ x  T我对你的深情无法付诸言语，
除了一句“滚一边去”！
11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
1 f" r& n/ T- [9 X' @Two parts vodka, one part lime.
) V5 r, Z  u1 q+ r是什么激发了我多情的诗篇？
( I3 ?3 X' |/ T  l2 {伏特加两杯，酸柠檬一片。