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6 T' Z6 y; M: f9 O6 j% _未有汗马宝靴前,和平均海拔超高的快乐家族一起,教主一点都不逊色!甚至还高出高人何老师一个小头盖骨!高人啊!5 {3 ?3 W7 I: X' ]! i8 v+ S( c
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1 I1 S3 S1 f2 d* D/ r在身高180的春哥面前,教主还要猛一点!  
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你们戴个头盔就以为自己比教主高么!  
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自称身高179cm的黄晓明与虚报身高188cm的刘翔合影。此图足矣证明刘翔虚荣无耻的撒谎行为,另外也证实了黄晓明诚实谦逊的性格。
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5 P* F u- `$ O/ m% m& R吴彦祖你个内增狂人,本教主我不屑  
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; e) y, e7 E, D陈楚生身高174或175,当时穿的帆布鞋,教主脚踏宝靴,自己领悟吧。  
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7 S# G1 c9 \4 {4 e: d黄晓明和游鸿明,黄教主俯视着这个忘记了穿内增高的小人  
汗马宝靴驾到!
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汗马宝靴驾到!让你一干小人全都靠边站!  
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: K }: f) B/ I! q2 Q* ], y# H无论是春,夏,秋,冬,不管是穿了什么裤子上衣短裤裙子,也不管是参加颁奖典礼或者开机仪式,只要是有何其他虚伪的内增高的明星站在一起的机会,他都会穿上他的这双外面看鞋底仅仅只有5厘米相当于贴着地面的宝靴   6 M! } X5 @6 A) a* S0 w. b1 `
无论是春,夏,秋,冬,不管是穿了什么裤子上衣短裤裙子,也不管是参加颁奖典礼或者开机仪式,只要是有何其他虚伪的内增高的明星站在一起的机会,他都会穿上他的这双外面看鞋底仅仅只有5厘米相当于贴着地面的宝靴   # |6 H0 |9 n7 d8 Z9 G8 H
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这个很明显……  
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6 @: T0 v9 v. g% \李宇春174
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二教主穿上宝马和李宇春差不多高3 l' y8 M' L/ A) L: W |' S
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继续杯具……/ }. x; A |* X7 `% A
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在宝靴未到之前……大家找亮点吧……   ! F& h! u: |* z: M. f, X# Q
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' p- X9 y% `2 A* {& ?3 W% x莫非教主只有这双鞋? ??教主当心啊!别摔着了,跟高……   ; J: R# J- q2 ]. Z5 q' i# B1 m; [8 m
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7 |0 N7 y1 i [$ o' C内增到1米83 的葛优和内增到1米89的吴彦祖,诚实的1米8大汉黄晓明,黄教主诚实的人格魅力让这些虚伪之徒黯然失色  
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6 O) k9 \0 J; { W F+ {0 q8 O5 \& |教主因为小腿过短而很烦恼 ...  
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哼!叫你们瞧不起人!教主我换新鞋啦!!  
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教主的身高优势在于,天然优势明显,后天干劲十足,目前还在无限增高中  * w% v0 ^" ~+ v9 A
哼,你们都系坏人!  
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