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6 F6 x0 M* f! s9 f" B1 lA man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital。
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% d) ~% T7 d5 z) S1 b0 Y　　His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."
& ~4 C9 a9 i" `8 \) y& L　　"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor。

6 f: L% N, x! p6 B. X$ [# w" R　　Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I"m not dead. I"m still alive."
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　　"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"
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　　一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院。他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说：“我想他伤得很厉害。”

　　医生说：“恐怕他已经死了。”
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5 f2 H! |: e2 q3 _* U6 ^　　听到医生的话，这个男人转动着头说：“我没死，我还活着。”

0 a' v6 o) A. L; Q! k　　妻子说：“安静，医生比你懂得多。”
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8 B. g( T+ z3 o9 i  }; ?　　In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times." nboard.nciku.cn

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　　在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里，一位年轻女士被带到法官面前，她由于开车闯红灯被开了罚单。女士向法官解释，她是一名学校老师，请求法官马上处理她的案子，以便可以赶回去上课。法官眼中闪过一丝狡黠，说道：“你是学校的老师，对吗？女士，我马上要实现我毕生的愿望了。在那张桌子旁坐下，写‘我开车闯了红灯’500遍。”
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MChinese

哈哈哈。第一个太搞了。