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未有汗马宝靴前,和平均海拔超高的快乐家族一起,教主一点都不逊色!甚至还高出高人何老师一个小头盖骨!高人啊!, N. j' \) V, U. h8 Q1 W
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$ i7 l- m4 B3 [2 [' \7 }/ o }在身高180的春哥面前,教主还要猛一点!   3 W9 o, v. S2 g1 C# b
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" ~8 ^# ]6 y: ]" g1 c你们戴个头盔就以为自己比教主高么!   / |6 x" ~, T J' ^
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自称身高179cm的黄晓明与虚报身高188cm的刘翔合影。此图足矣证明刘翔虚荣无耻的撒谎行为,另外也证实了黄晓明诚实谦逊的性格。
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吴彦祖你个内增狂人,本教主我不屑  
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, l( W6 p P3 P+ F' K- l3 w陈楚生身高174或175,当时穿的帆布鞋,教主脚踏宝靴,自己领悟吧。   + d1 f+ K& ^7 z+ [% g" f9 D( Q$ E
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& s. t2 e" E/ d黄晓明和游鸿明,黄教主俯视着这个忘记了穿内增高的小人  
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汗马宝靴驾到!让你一干小人全都靠边站!   6 D$ C n, n; ?( f# @
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& U) Q' j# ]: |5 y( k' M6 v& l: t1 @无论是春,夏,秋,冬,不管是穿了什么裤子上衣短裤裙子,也不管是参加颁奖典礼或者开机仪式,只要是有何其他虚伪的内增高的明星站在一起的机会,他都会穿上他的这双外面看鞋底仅仅只有5厘米相当于贴着地面的宝靴   $ o( j0 l# o8 [% a9 X
无论是春,夏,秋,冬,不管是穿了什么裤子上衣短裤裙子,也不管是参加颁奖典礼或者开机仪式,只要是有何其他虚伪的内增高的明星站在一起的机会,他都会穿上他的这双外面看鞋底仅仅只有5厘米相当于贴着地面的宝靴   $ K$ B& [6 |9 S1 ?; B
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这个很明显……  
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) c- I( L4 [; {二教主穿上宝马和李宇春差不多高6 _- u5 w0 \1 y1 g7 u: M+ a$ ]
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李宇春让二教主情何以堪   6 E# e2 X2 B/ J4 }7 f
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% @0 J6 G" ^ c2 Y2 }; y在宝靴未到之前……大家找亮点吧……  
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莫非教主只有这双鞋? ??教主当心啊!别摔着了,跟高……  
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内增到1米83 的葛优和内增到1米89的吴彦祖,诚实的1米8大汉黄晓明,黄教主诚实的人格魅力让这些虚伪之徒黯然失色   7 X( }3 m+ r& i% c2 ], `. w8 }* q
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教主因为小腿过短而很烦恼 ...  
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教主也曾年幼无知过。。。。  
哼!叫你们瞧不起人!教主我换新鞋啦!!   : l" y! b# \' o( _% L
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教主有的是新鞋新衣服!  
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